Here are some corny quips to try the next time your child has a clothing crisis.

1.  “Are there any clean clothes?”

Answer:  “I didn’t want you to worry about the amount of lint you would collect in your belly button.”

2.  “Did you do any laundry today?”

            Answer:  “No, I decided to repair the roof instead.”

3.  “I don’t have ANY clean clothes!”

            Answer:  “Then you won’t be nervous about spilling anything!”

4.  “I don’t have anything to wear!”

            Answer:  “Okay, I guess you can go naked today!”

5.  “Have you seen my clothes?”

            Answer:  “No, I haven’t worn them lately!”

Try to keep a sense of humor when it comes to a laundry dilemma!  Remember:

“From there to here,

from here to there,

funny things

are everywhere.”

--Dr. Seuss